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Failed Compliments

October 8, 2010

People are pretty routinely awful creatures. Sometimes they’re flaming rageballs choking everything around them in their noxious fumes, but that’s pretty rare.  Most are accidentally awful, though some are (and I find this most insidious) passive-aggressive, intending to harm their victims’ tender psyches while simultaneously robbing them of any chance to fight back.

Below is an illustration of things that have actually been said to me that I believe prove my theory that we all suck.  None of these were said in malice.  In fact, I truly believe every one of these guys somehow meant well by these really fucking poorly thought-out comments:

I attract the socially inept like Wal-Mart attracts fat people in cut-offs.

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