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Oh, the Things That You’ll Eat!

February 10, 2014

I told a friend today that if my day were a Dr Seuss book, that would be it’s title. He dared me to write it. Fool.


Oh, the Things That You’ll Eat!

First I ate sausage
And two clementines,
Then some mixed nuts,
And that’s all before 9!

Then came an apple
And other such fruit
And for lunch, breast of chicken
With avocado, to boot

Then afternoon came
And I sat in my chair
And filled myself up with peanuts
From my feet to my hair

And just when my stomach said “please, please, no more!”
Boss came back to the office
with bags from the store.

An though I know
That the eating should halt
I have a mouthful of almonds
Coated in chocolate and sea salt.


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